THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OUR STUFF!

We make funny stories, and now we make t-shirts too!

You may be familiar with us as the go to source for campus satire. Well, that shit ain't free! This is where you go and support all our writers who work so hard every week to produce that material you love to read weekly. All money made through Zooni Media goes straight to funding the various costs associated to keeping up our websites. Show your love and support your favorite satire publication by buying their gear.

Also- wearing our merch will make you look 46.29% more sexy, according to research conducted by very credible people who do that kind of stuff seriously. Just saying.